24 yr old grrl. Please 221B my friend.
It suddenly occurred to me that Harry Styles is our generation’s Shirley Temple: curly-haired, dimpled, musical, angelic, beloved of girls and, dubiously, 30+ y/o men.
I’ve been trying to work up the nerve to listen to the new 1D and I think I might be somewhere approaching emotionally prepared now. This morning I literally listened to five seconds of a song and had to shut it off, like a cornered animal eating her own young. But please, someone tie me to the mast so I can hear the sweet siren call!
link me/stop me/emotionally spot me
I got my car smog checked today(/like an adult! except my mom made me and paid for it and talked to the dude and brought the paperwork and told me where to park et cetera ://///).
And after, the guy was like, “your car should have broken down, like, yesterday. It must be from the east coast or somewhere they salt the roads.”
"no. I’m pretty sure they just constructed it entirely out of rust."
"I’d try to fix the drive belt, but I’m afraid if I touch anything under the hood it’s just gonna crumble."
"Don’t ever claim Gucci as you" is a thing Zayn Malik said a couple years ago. In context, during an interview, Louis Tomlinson was trying to say that GUCCI by Gucci was his cologne of choice, but as we all know, GUCCI by Gucci is of course Zayn’s signature scent. In order to establish his domination over being the ultimate GUCCI by Gucci wearer, Zayn spoke the now infamous incantation, "DON’T EVER CLAIM GUCCI AS YOU." Louis emitted an earth-shattering cry from his cavernous hellmouth. His skin turned inside out and shed itself from his skeleton and it pooled on the ground. His true form was revealed: he was a dracula this entire time. He knew he was defeated and he flew through the window in fright and despair. Shards of glass flew everywhere, stabbing out the eyes of ONE DIRECTION. But not Zayn’s, for his eyes were protected by his powerful aura of Gucci musk. GUCCI by Gucci was claimed once again for the Malik Bloodline.
"Don’t ever claim Gucci as you" is a lifestyle. "Don’t ever claim Gucci as you" is a choice. "Don’t ever claim Gucci as you" is a fundamental right and an earned privilege. ”Don’t ever claim Gucci as you” is your OUTLOOK EXPRESS email signature. “Don’t ever claim Gucci as you” is how you answer your phone. “Don’t ever claim Gucci as you” is every answer to every test or job interview question. “Don’t ever claim Gucci as you” is what the dots and the freckles on your cheeks spell out when they’re joined up. It means CONFIDENCE and ESTEEM WITHIN YOURSELF. It means you can walk down the street and know who you are. It means nobody can snatch your essence off you. It means you’re the most and beyond and everyone around you is a trash can into which you vomit all the world’s bullshit. It means you’re a fucking bomb ass bad bitch with the attitude of a glamorous deadly cloud. It means your guts are as beautiful as your face. You’re it. You are GUCCI by Gucci. You are Gucci. You’re you. Nobody else will ever be Gucci. Don’t ever claim Gucci as you.
Q: what's one thing you admire about your daughter?
A: she has really good taste.