24 yr old girl/very large baby trying to rock while sitting on her bed without it sounding like she's masturbating. #autisticpplprobs

I like stimming, affect management via "cute aggression," and never leaving my house.

 

I went to an arts fair thing with my mom today
And I bought a print from this young woman painter
And she asks me
What high school do you go to
No
No I do not
I’m twenty five
Buying an abstract impressionist artwork
At an art fair

My mom just told me that a few days ago she waked into her bathroom and saw Robin peeing in the shower ;__;

"Oh, sorry I didn’t know anyone was—"
*shocked stare*
*awkward mid-pee eye contact*

Tried to post-beach birthday selfie (specifically for my awesome eyeshadow) and this was the best of like twelve. 25 and I still can’t take a decent picture to save my goddamn life. N e way I’m a pug now ive matriculated.

  1. scaredystark said: I am your friend we are special buddies fuck anyone who doesn’t appreciate the pure magic of special buddies friendship

Special Buddy Friends! Fighting insomnia by moonlight/Working on our mental health by daylight*

*cuddling our pets

So uh, my aunt and cousin and her baby are coming to stay @ my house for the next couple of days and its fine, it’s whatever, but I’m just…..they’re going to be here for my birthday and see that I have no friends/life and I’m twenty fucking five and god not only is that embarrassing as hell (although—it’s not as if I’m fooling anyone or anything) but also really, really depressing. (and my other cousin was here w/ her boyfriend my last birthday and he saw my /room/ and it was /violating/ there are no boys allowed)

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You know how people say “I’m not /shy/ I’m just introverted” like god for fucking bid
Or like “yeah, I’m really shy” like they’re being really brave or something
And I have the irrepressible, childish thoughts “if you’re shy there’s no word for me” or “you wouldn’t know shy if it slapped you in the face” etc.
Well, that’s how I feel about “prude”
Like, it’s cute u think that’s yours to reclaim
Bc it’s not. It’s mine.

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reimoohackery:

The socialites who act so nice
Won’t ever begin to let you in
They’ll act surprised, they’ll apologize
Won’t ever let on, the face you wear is all wrong

I’m glad they’re the ones on the other side of the glass
Who knows what my spirit is worth in cold hard cash
Oh, baby