23 yr old grrl. Please 221B my friend.
i don’t know why people expect me to be some responsible person who is capable of doing things correctly
i live in a condemned house in the middle of the woods
i once ate an uncooked hot pocket
i don’t even have car insurance
@tansytea (& friendsss)
Attending my pity party in person (with cupcakes and booze)would be best, but in spirit is pretty good too. <3
I might just rewatch the new teen wolf and thank whomever for sewing Derek into The Tightest Jeans Ever because B L E S S S S (_(_)
God though. Just springing a firing on me first thing mid-week out of nowhere?!! Shitty! Mad about it
Plus like…I thought we were friends (but then I generally interpret begrudging tolerance as friendship, so).
But, Like, yesterday you were laughing at my jokes and taking pictures of me with your dog (in our matching sweatshirts)!
You said You’d sell my glass animal collection!
Like being hit by an invisible truck.
(I’m allowed to wallow in self pity for a least a day right?)
But my mom was giving me ultimatums before I made it through the door. (don’t I deserve some sympathy?)
It was so naive of me to forget life lesson #1: never, under any circumstances, trust anyone or anything.
Sooo I got laid off this morningg which was awesomee
Woo like almost 4 months of employment that’s a new record
Today a new woman came into the office to train and
A s k e d I f. I w a s my o t h e r coworker’s D a u gh. T e r
She’s like mayyybe ten years older than me.
I just. What the fuck?
I just want people to take me seriouslyyyy
Also: my boss recently found out my age and was STUNNED.
Like, he said he knew what year I graduated college (from my resume) but he just ASSUMED I had graduated like 3 or 4 yrs early. Literally. It made more sense to him that I had somehow graduated college 4 years early than me being 23.
How young do you have to look/act for that to happen???