25 yr old girl/very large baby trying to rock while sitting on her bed without it sounding like she's masturbating. #autisticpplprobs

I like stimming, affect management via "cute aggression," and never leaving my house.

 

My sister’s dog is obsessive about humping this one plush dog toy we have. Obsessed. I’ve never seen her hump anything else but every time she visits she’ll go at this guy for literal hours. They must have something really special. (He’s from the Brett Michaels for Petsmart collection. I don’t pretend to understand. Anyway, with his lil bandana and earring he gives me more David Foster Wallace vibes. A bad boy through and through regardless.)

🎶I’ll go crazy on you🎶

My internet is finally back and I’ve come to announce I’ve accepted the offer for boring office job and will be moving to sf and am so fucking scared

Soo, I got a job offer for that job in sf I interviewed for awhile ago. (They’re offering the position to me because me aunt “called in a favor” so)

And I don’t know what to do I’m so stressed. I was also on the verge of going to la or something to get a paralegal certification. And I just don’t know. Like I kinda want to do that instead? But??? Actual jorb

zeezoutenijs:

In Breda there’s currently a city wide exposition going on called Bredaphoto, which made me run into this particular one “Wat zie jij?” (“What do you see?”) as I was on my way to catch my bus. (Unfortunately bc I was doing just that I didn’t have time to take a picture of the actual exposition.)

Basically it’s an exposition that was inspired by black and white photography of Marilyn Monroe and James Dean from the 50’s, for which they made similar pictures of the actors from Tiuri, which is a local theatre group for disabled actors.

Check out the rest of the pictures in this Gallery by photographer Jimke Joling

Theater Werkplaats Tiuri

Bredaphoto


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I’m not sure if this is widely known or not, but performers eating bananas before a performance is actually A Thing. (eating them on stage in front of thousands of fans quivering with desire and overcome with affection? That’s Harry.)Bananas are supposedly like natural beta blockers (although I actually have no idea if that’s true or what science backs it up). It’s what I was told in college by a music professor. Every semester we would perform solos in front of a “jury” who would critique us and it was nerve wracking. The percussion instructor told us that he recommended his students eat bananas before to prevent shakiness/physical manifestations of nerves. So just FYI in case Harry Styles tonguing bananas on stage wasn’t devastating enough!

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I’m not sure if this is widely known or not, but performers eating bananas before a performance is actually A Thing. (eating them on stage in front of thousands of fans quivering with desire and overcome with affection? That’s Harry.)Bananas are supposedly like natural beta blockers (although I actually have no idea if that’s true or what science backs it up). It’s what I was told in college by a music professor. Every semester we would perform solos in front of a “jury” who would critique us and it was nerve wracking. The percussion instructor told us that he recommended his students eat bananas before to prevent shakiness/physical manifestations of nerves. So just FYI in case Harry Styles tonguing bananas on stage wasn’t devastating enough!

Soo the job I interviewed for like two weeks ago never got back to me—not to even say they picked someone else or anything just nothing. Which is so fucking rude and demoralizing right. Just send me an email. It’ll take a second.

Anyway, my aunt who works there spoke to the hiring manager (who didn’t interview me) and she said I did fine answering questions, but they just thought I seemed “nervous” which concerned them enough to not offer me a very basic office job. Like what do they actually expect? The only way it wouldn’t be nervous is if I actually didn’t give a fuck, right?

why is that always the thing like the major factor wrt getting a job/being accepted by a group of ppl? If you have any anxiety they’re just repelled I might as well go to these things in a fucking gorilla suit

I’ve been watching this ghost show, The Dead Files, for awhile now and I really like it. It actually freaks me out sometimes even! In the show this psychic medium and ex detective investigate hauntings. The psychic goes in and speaks to the ghosts etc. meanwhile the detective investigates the history of the property and at the end they compare notes. And the psychic woman is so like off-puttingly weird and I love her. I also like it because she often encounters really weird supernatural-but-not-ghosts things that are really interesting.

so anyway, I was watching an episode and she was telling the people about all of the things she encountered. And besides the normal ghosts there were also these tall creatures that would scrape at and look in this family’s windows. She’s telling the family about these creatures and what they want and she’s going into what they need to do to get rid of all the ghosts. etc.

And at the very end they ask if the tall things will go away too and she’s like…..Nah, those are actually aliens. There’s nothing I can do about them.

Mothafuckinplottwist

Like, what a hero.

one of the best moments of television I’ve ever seen probably

And they’re just sitting there crying—their whole world torn apart—like “I’m glad we can get rid of the ghosts but then you tell us we have aliens!!!??!!”

Ha. I’m pretty sure they were better off before. They’re like calling their lawyer to sue for emotional distress. God.

hazelshade:

My Kaya doesn’t understand that she can push doors open and it is adoorable

I can’t believe only one heart. Did u miss or…?