June 2012
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andromedalogic:
okay now we’re getting a crash course in why tony and bruce’s first meeting is the greatest fucking thing
because think about how everyone else greets him with this obnoxious feigned ignorance of the hulk’s existence
like, natasha has an entire squadron outside at the ready but feels the need to pretend they’re just having a friendly chat, and fury does not say a word about...
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: I’ve always had what I now know is “low…
i wish i could bring you eleanor and rub her belly all over you. or you could just watch her roll around on her back for attention. either way HEARTS FOREVER
That would be AMAZING. Hearts forever! This gif, insufficient as it is, will have to do:
tansytea replied to your post: I’ve always had what I now know...
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OH MY GOD
I forgot to tell the internet!
But yesterday
Get this
My Mom suggested I open an Etsy shop
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[[MORE]]I’ve always had what I now know is “low muscle tone”—basically a spectrum-adjacent neurological thing that means I have trouble gauging how tightly I need to grip things and/or maintaining that grip (and also general clumsiness) (Will I ever find someone who will find it quirky and cute and love me despite my isolating character flaw??)
It’s usually the...
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May 2012
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Self Soothing -- Sensory kit
healthofmind:
This is a method I learned in DBT, I think its also used in CBT. The idea here is to alleviate distressing situations with soothing ones.
A big problem I face in the world with anxiety is the external onslaught of sensations. I’m not asking for a loud noise to startle me, or for a stranger to yell, or any other external sensation that produces extremely strong negative feelings.
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novazembla:
Relatedly, 100% of the lady friends I have discussed this with agree: It would be awesome to be able to throw up whenever someone is being incredibly vile.
incontrovertible physical evidence of how repulsive they are
assault them with your feelings
everyone will be shocked into silence
you don’t have to say anything
if it’s a hostile situation, you have plausible deniability:...
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My sister has been home for about two days and I already want to murder her.
She’s disrupting EVERY SECOND OF MY DAILY ROUTINE
AND SHE’S SO LOUD
AND
UGH EVERYTHING
WHY AM I LIVING WITH PEOPLE THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA EVER
IRRITATION LEVELS: CRITICAL
GET ME OUT OF HERE BEFORE I ACTUALLY SLIT HER THROAT
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Because my sister is home from college we finally put my dog’s ashes under a tree we planted in the yard and said a few words etc. etc.
It was all very feelings and terrible so I’m going to paint my nails and consider how to continue to not have feelings ever.
Also: considering how many times I’ve seen The Big Lebowski you’d think I’d know to make sure I was...
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: ( I don’t think my butt tag is working anymore
[Also I really need to go to the drug store. I’ve planned out my trip in detail but there are just so many steps. Sometimes I just….DOING THINGS ?????? It just doesn’t work. Error 404 Operation not found. Leaving the house? what’s leaving? What’s a house?]
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novazembla:
liquidiousfleshbag:
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novazembla replied to your post: novazembla replied to your photo: i sent ben this…
YES OBVS meanwhile I ordered pizza last night, come help me eat it
YES
and then friday let’s go to beefside i wanna see how many roast beef sandwiches it takes to send me into a coma
remember when we went to beefside and we each ordered...
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ronaldmael:
someone reblogged 3 slow moving gifs of benedict cumberbatch and i couldn’t stop staring because he is really ugly and freakish to me and when i realized what i was doing i nearly burst into tears it really freaked me out
#trigger warning: benedict cumberbatch’s face
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liquidiousfleshbag:
I’ve spent all morning (and part of last night) trying to figure out why Iron Man (and Tony Stark) give me such feelings.
And I think it’s because I over-identify with him?
I mean, he’s a rich man, so I should side-eye the shit out of him instead of being like LET ME HUG YOU
but fuck
he’s disabled, you know? Not in the traditional way that disabled people are played out...
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Ha, okay. So I went downstairs (ughughugh)
and stood about a yard away from them and they didn’t notice me for a few minutes. Then the dude turned around and jumped.
And then the girl took a second pause in her non-stop chattering to say “hi” to me like I’m a four year old.
So
Officially Most Awkward Person Alive
Where’s my trophy
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UGGHH my step-dad’s daughter and boyfriend are here and I’m supposed to go say hi to them NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
I talked to people YESTERDAY
I left the house YESTERDAY
what do you want from me? I’m not some kind of socializing super hero.
ALSO I HAVE A HEADACHE
NO
Plus I hate them and they hate me let’s just spare everyone the trouble
NO
If I...
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This is probably one of those “you just had to be there”/requires too much exposition stories but I’m going to tell it anyway.
So, my dad has this hetero life partner and they do EVERYTHING together. they go on vacation together. They eat dinner together most of the time. They watch football together. They see movies together. They go see music together etc. etc. It’s...
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