But every time I see One Direction on TV, I am baffled by how much better-looking one of them is than the others. Zayn Malik is clearly miles ahead of the others in what I assume is puberty and bad-boy-ness. I am having trouble figuring out how he isn’t everyone’s favorite. Especially if you’re a grown person who has just so happened to inconveniently become sucked into knowing things about One Direction, how can you not be drawn to Zayn first and foremost? I am worried about you if you do not immediately find him the prettiest. Like, actually worried. Are you okay? Do you need to talk? Can I get you some water?
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Posting this because recent Tumblr flareups have made it clear that it needs reiterating. Feel free to use this graphic widely.
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Posting this because recent Tumblr flareups have made it clear that it needs reiterating. Feel free to use this graphic widely.
[A circle graph titled ‘How folks come to know the magnitude of your asshattery’: A small yellow wedge indicates ‘That you fucked up in the first place’ a slightly larger orange wedge indicates ‘The specific manner in which you fucked up and its magnitude’ and the entire rest of the circle is filled by a wedge in red that indicates ‘How you reacted when you were told that you fucked up’]
When they throw the water on the witch, she says, “Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness.” That line inspired my life. I sometimes say it to myself before I go to sleep, like a prayer.
John Waters describes his favourite scene in The Wizard of Oz (via bohemea)
I mean, he thinks he can solve everything by being sort of cold and remote. Our Sherlock even entertains the idea that he’s above emotion. He’s actually a terribly emotional man and he’s a desperate show-off. And far from being cold and remote, he’s got a bunch of people who look after him. The support team is enormous. He doesn’t quite realize that far from being the invulnerable ice king, he’s actually perceived by his friends as a wonderful, amazing man, but one you have to look after.
steven moffat
(oh my god this is beautiful)
oh bollocks and now i can’t be all ‘fucking moffat every fucking word out of his mouth makes the birds drop dead from the sky’ because i completely agree with this.
as long as he doesn’t follow up with
What people - in the show and watching the show - miss is that it’s John who’s emotionally unavailable to anyone but Sherlock, John who has killed without remorse, John who threw his lot in with this stranger before he knew anything about him.
cos then? i’d have to like moffat, and i don’t want to like moffat cos i hate him.
(via abundantlyqueer)
(Source: The Huffington Post)
I thought that Black Widow and Hawkeye might be missing out on some of the merchandising. I mean, you can own Thor’s hammer, Cap’s shield, Iron Man’s helmet, and Hulk’s fists. Why not capitalize on the special talents of these two under-appreciated Avengers?
Submitted by narcomanic.
The wombat’s primary defence is its toughened rear hide with most of the posterior made of cartilage. This, combined with its lack of a meaningful tail, makes it difficult for any predator that follows the wombat into its tunnel to bite and injure its target. When attacked, wombats dive into a nearby tunnel, using their rump to block a pursuing attacker. Wombats may allow an intruder to force its head over their back and then use their powerful legs to crush the skull of the predator against the roof of the tunnel, or drive it off with two-legged ‘donkey’ kicks.
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Reblog if you’ll feel irrationally crushed if they unambiguously show that Sherlock is, in fact, not queer.
actually reblogging to say, even if they unambiguously show sherlock shagging two strippers in the back of a limo (JOHN), he’s still going to be queer. sherlock’s enactment of gender is sufficiently queer that everyone who knows him assumes he’s gay (remember, mrs hudson and angelo and sally’s comments are, imo, not based on assumptions about john, who they barely know, but on their understanding of sherlock.) in the narrowest possible reading of season one, sherlock is plausibly a gay man, a celibate gay man, an asexual who dresses like an expensive rent boy, a straight man who dresses like an expensive rent boy and says women are ‘not [his] area’. whatever the fuck (haha) is happening or not happening in his underpants, sherlock is, with every nuance of his dress and deportment and constant dipping into john’s personal space, deeply, deeply queer. no amount of writing, no amount of declarative dialogue or full frontal penetrative sex scene can alter something that’s woven into almost every second the man is on screen.
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(Source: mallamun)
