I am borrrrd
- Once I was chased by an elephant seal
- Once I was sharing a hotel bed with someone when they shat themselves
- Once I puked ~17 times at a slumber party
- Once I lived in my grandpa’s cluttered office for a year
- Once, in gym, I tripped and fell completely on top of my crush, crushing him
- Once, while picking blackberries along the road, I decided I would put them in the pockets of my overalls despite the fact that I knew what disaster would befall me
- Once I saw a legit UFO
- Once I was hit over the head with a plastic bag full of canned food
- Once I put nail polish on my lips on a dare
- Twice I spent the night in a movie theater
